Call of the Wild
Nov. 6th, 2008 12:32 amContinuing somewhat from yesterday's Due South post, ( more rambling )
RAY: Can I ask you something? Do you find me attractive?
JIMMY: Well, I wouldn't say "attractive."
BRONCO: No. "Cute," maybe.
GLADYS: Well, I'd say "well-favored."
RAY: Did I ask you?
JIMMY: Sorry. I thought you were asking all of us.
RAY: Well, I wasn't. So zip. [to Fraser] Well? Find me attractive?
FRASER: In what sense?
RAY: In the sense of, you know, being a woman?
FRASER: Do I think you're an attractive woman?
RAY: No. No. I'm not the woman. You're the woman.
FRASER: I'm the woman.
GLADYS: No, I'm a woman.
RAY: Butt out.
BRONCO: Well, she is.
RAY: Well, I know she's a woman. I'm asking Fraser to pretend he's a woman. Okay?
GLADYS: Oh. Can you do that, dear?
FRASER: Well, I have done that, yes.
JIMMY: So have I. It was rather fun.
[Bronco sniggers]
RAY: Look, you three zip. And you--you pretend you're a woman, okay?...D'you find me attractive?
FRASER: Very much so, yes.
RAY: You're not just saying that?
FRASER: Well, I'm not really qualified to judge, Ray.
[Ray starts laughing]
GLADYS: What's funny about that? He isn't.
RAY: It just sounds like something my wife would say.
RAY: I'm like one of those, um, whatchamacallem, knights looking for the Holy Grill.
FRASER: Grail.
RAY: What?
FRASER: Holy Grail.
RAY: You sure?
FRASER: I'm pretty sure it's not a diner.
RAY: Grill, Grail, whatever. I'm just trying to settle an old debt.