Evil Wrapped in a Fangirl Disguise

Fingerpaint
Deanna/girl!Cas
NC-17
1266
No spoilers. AU.

The overall idea for this started a few months ago in a conversation with cautionzombies about girl!Dean being a stripper and Castiel (male or female) being floored by her. Dragged to the club by Anna, Castiel sees Deanna dance and can't look away. Later, the two of them meet elsewhere and start dating. Sexy hijinks ensue. I went the femslash route and while I've written another bit with the two of them, it's languishing unfinished on my harddrive. Today I felt like doing something quick and dirty, though. This happened.


( Cas doesn't notice Deanna's entrance until her hands are on Cas' waist )

Acquiescence
Sam/Lucifer, Sam/Jessifer
R
1003
Set early in season five.
Saying yes would be so easy.

Many thanks to cautionzombies and obstinatrix for betaing and cheering me on. Thank you, lovelies. ♥♥


( There's a warm body pressed against him when Sam wakes up )

In Orbit
Sam/Dean/Castiel
NC-17
3982
No spoilers.
Some Wincest, heavier on Sam/Castiel, still primarily Dean/Castiel.
Castiel's caught in their pull.

I'm not sure how this started, but one day on Twitter I felt like writing Sam/Dean/Cas for obstinatrix. So this is for her, for being awesome. ♥ Many, many thanks to cautionzombies for beta-ing and generally being a supportive BAMF. ♥


( In Orbit )

Between Four Walls
Dean, Dean/Castiel
NC-17
1613
Set in "The End" 'verse. Thigh holster porn.
Being a leader weighs heavy on Dean's shoulders. He finds a way to relax.

Many thanks for stellamaris99 for beta-ing and obstinatrix for cheerleading. ♥♥

For daggomus_prime, who is awesome. Based loosely on her seriously hot piece of art.


( Dean sighs, fingers teasing over his skin as he checcks the straps around his thigh. )

Song of the Open Road
Dean/Castiel
2881
NC-17
No spoilers. Non-canon-related apocalypse.
The world's going to Hell. Tucked away in abandoned motel rooms, Dean doesn't care.

For cautionzombies, who inadvertently inspired this. Many thanks to stellamaris99 for beta-ing and obstinatrix for looking it over. <33


( Cas tastes like dust and the open road )

First Breath After a Coma
always-a-girl!Dean/Castiel
NC-17
5930
Set during "In the Beginning."
Originally written for nyoka's prompt at the Girl's Just Want to Have Fun meme.
Freshly rehymenated and back from hell, Deanna loses her "second" virginity to Castiel.

I'd like to dedicate this fic to cautionzombies who did an amazing job beta-ing and held my hand and who was just awesome and patient in general. It wouldn't be the same without her. ♥

This fic is also for nyoka. I'm glad your prompt ate my brain.

Thank you nanoochka and perfumaniac who were both kind enough to lend me their talents as betas.


( Deanna dreams about Hell, about heat and fear and fire, about pain and agony. )

I won't be posting about the finale for a few days. I need to process. (And would generally rather not talk about it until then, thanks.)

Instead, have a Dean/Castiel drabble I wrote a few days ago. No spoilers. G.


( epiphany )

Stress Relief
female vessel!Castiel/Dean
NC-17
1027
Castiel takes a break from her busy schedule in Heaven to see Dean.

Originally posted here at the Girls Just Want to Have Fun meme for the prompt: female vessel!Castiel/Dean, cunnilingus.


( There are other places Castiel should be, other things she should be doing. )

Double Occupancy
Dean/Castiel
NC-17
3481
Part of my panty!fic series. Follows Silk Stockings.
Dean and Castiel discover Victoria's Secret.

For nanoochka and qthelights for giving me the idea. Many, many thanks to cautionzombies and stellamaris99 for beta-ing.


( 'Sir, can I help you?' )

I did some ficlets in February for Valentine's Day. Thought I'd repost them here.

For krystalicekitsu: ( SPN, those little chalky candy hearts, Gabriel, Sam, and a wilted rose. Impala. )

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For ember_firedrake: ( Generation Kill, Brad/Nate )

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For sycophantastic: ( SPN, Dean/Cas, Cas trying to woo Dean on Valentine's Day )

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For xarixian: ( SPN, Dean/Castiel, heaps of fluff or porn…baking )

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For picklepegg: ( SPN, Dean/Castiel, college AU )

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For akadougal: ( SPN, robo!Sam, Dean/Castiel )

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For baba_o_reily: ( SPN, Dean/Castiel, those love boats at the carnival )

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For cautionzombies: ( SPN, Dean/Castiel, tag for pso!Dean au )

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For chicklet25: ( RPS, Jensen/Misha, schmoop )

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For perfumaniac: ( RPS, Cillian/Tom )

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( Inception, Fischer/Eames )