*Dies*

[annundriel]

No one will really care about this, no one will really understand this, but I've been having the most interesting conversation with trademybike this evening.

1001 Ways to Cook Orlando or What We Did To Orlando On Our Summer Vacation. (Click it and be amazed by our brilliance.)

We crack me up sometimes. Majorly.

ETA: Orlando and the Land Orca. (Click here and be even more amazed. Or possibly just frightened.)

Kasey, I'm totally dying over here.

Comments

Re: "Hi! I'm crazy Eddie!"

[trademybike.livejournal.com]

They could have their thumbs in your underpants and they're pushing your spine away with a broom...

You got a bad back, I'm gonna crack your bones. You've got diptheria, I'm gonna crack your bones... Looks like your mother, I'm gonna crack your bones!

Hoocha hoocha hoocha, lobster

Re: "Hi! I'm crazy Eddie!"

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

everything's people opening doors.


"Oh, I'm - oh, what? Well, I’ve - oh."

"What is it, Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."

"Well, I - I thought you - ... I'd better go."

"Yes, I think you'd better had." ( sings morose melody )

....Whereas if the film did any little bit of business in America, if the film did some decent bit of business, then Hollywood would take it, and they'd remake it, and they'd up the budget by 50 million and it'd be called, "The Room With A View of Hell! Staircase of Satan! Pond of Death!"

Possibly my favorite part in the whole thing. Or at least one of them. It's funny 'cause it's true!

Re: "Hi! I'm crazy Eddie!"

[trademybike.livejournal.com]

Definitely a great great part, though I am quite partial to the part of...

"And I used to creep, creeping creeping, in hopes that a guy with a cigar would say, 'Look, a creeping kid! For my film, The Creeping Kid! You you're in' Oh me? But no! They were filming a tall angular veterinarian film. And I didn't have my bag... or a hand, up a horses..."

And then the wonderful... "You fuck my wife you fuck my wife you fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?" "I AM your wife!" "That doesn't matter, that doesn't matter, I say again, You fuck my wife?" "Alright, yes, I fucked your wife! I AM your wife, and I fucked her." "::mumbles:: I'm gonna go around town and put babies on spikes!"