Evil Wrapped in a Fangirl Disguise

( Who is my sci-fi alter ego? )

Have season one of The Muppet Show. Hee! Jim Henson is by far one of the coolest people ever. EVER. Massive love.

Funeral tomorrow. Cleaning and packing this weekend.

Oh, caught part of Pterodactyl on Sci-fi tonight. Unfortunately I got their after Zelenka died. Maybe it's for the best. Kept seeing commercials for Frankenfish. The Sci-fi Channel has *no shame*. They rock. And then some movie called Boa came on and I turned it off. The beginning was in Antarctica, though, and I got to thinking that sci-fi/fantasy/horror/whatever movie writers must be really grateful that Antarctica exists. "Now, there's this top secret project that no one is supposed to know about...where is it located? I know! Antarctica! It's empty! It's ice! It's perfect!" So the top secret project either goes underground, at the bottom of the ocean, or in Antarctica. If I ever write a sci-fi/fantasy/whatever movie, my top secret project is going underground at the bottom of the ocean in Antarctica. That way, I can cover them all and not have to choose one. :) People will *flock* to the theaters.

Oh! The angry penguins with their angsty eyebrows and the land orcas can be the crazy things that plague the scientists/military on the top secret underground project at the bottom of the ocean in Antarctica. Or maybe they're what the top secret project is about? I don't know. But Orlando Bloom has to have a small part in which we see him, he stupidly wanders off on the ice alone, and is never seen again. Except for maybe a mitten. And a hat with a ball on the top.

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Obviously I'm bored.

No one will really care about this, no one will really understand this, but I've been having the most interesting conversation with trademybike this evening.

1001 Ways to Cook Orlando or What We Did To Orlando On Our Summer Vacation. (Click it and be amazed by our brilliance.)

We crack me up sometimes. Majorly.

ETA: Orlando and the Land Orca. (Click here and be even more amazed. Or possibly just frightened.)

Kasey, I'm totally dying over here.