Supernatural/Torchwood Crossover Ficlet

[annundriel]

I kind of promised sdrohc_ratiug this fic last October when we first talked about what would happen if Team Free Will (not that they had a name then) met Team Torchwood. A version of this has been sitting on my computer since then. One day, it might become something larger.

So this is for sdrohc_ratiug. I'm sorry I can never seem to make it go farther!

Supernatural/Torchwood crossover. 180 words. No spoilers for anything.

I Don't Know How, But Aliens Are Probably Involved

Dean has seen and heard a lot of weird shit, but this has got to be the weirdest.

“A temporal, spatial what?” he asks, interrupting the hot Asian chick pointing at something on a flatscreen. It just looks blue and squiggly to Dean.

Everyone turns and looks at him, except for Sam, who’s busy eyeing the squiggly thing, and Cas. Dean frowns.

Cas is eyeing the guy near the door who introduced himself as Captain…something. He’s standing like he owns the place, arms crossed and feet wide. Dean doesn’t like him. He’s too charming to be anything but supernatural.

“…a temporal, spatial anomaly,” the Asian woman—Tosh?—is saying. “We’re not sure what happened, but for some reason it picked the three of you up and dropped you here.”

“And, uh, where is here exactly?” Sam asks, frowning.

“Cardiff, Wales,” Captain Underpants says. “Early 2008.”

There’s a short silence. Dean thinks they’re trying to let them take it all in. Screw that.

“Well,” he says. “It’s not the first time traveling we’ve done. Or the weirdest. So that’s a plus.”

Comments

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

Heee, loved this! "Captain Underpants" *snorts* Oh Dean.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

I think Dean would have a great time calling Jack everything except his name. The whole thing would be generally hilarious.

[ember-firedrake.livejournal.com]

Oh Dean, this is why I love you. I would pay good money to see that crossover made. And I love that Dean doesn't like Jack. XD

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

I have several ideas about why Dean doesn't like Jack. Jack's too charming, Jack flirts with everyone and everything, Castiel shows way too much interest in him...

Ianto would be so sad over the state of Cas' suit.

[marynyu.livejournal.com]

Loool!!! I wonder what Cas could be stareing at in Jack. It could be a great number of things he sees there, right?

Dean's reactions are priceless. And of course he would find Tosh hot... just make sure she doesn't find his subscription to Busty Asian Beauties, or he may never live it down.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

In my head, Cas is staring at Jack because he can see the wrong-ness about him like the Doctor can. He can tell that Jack isn't from Earth or from that time. And that he's immortal. (And Dean is jealous Cas' crazy focus is on someone other than him.)

Dean would totally find Tosh hot. And I think Sam would be a little bit smitten with her and her computer skills. Oh, the Torchwood Hub would blow Sam's mind.

[mclachlan.livejournal.com]

Oh. My God. You need to revisit this 'verse.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

I very probably will. I have more character ideas than actual cohesive plot ideas. But having Ianto frown over Cas' suit and Cas be too interested in Jack for Dean's liking and Sam geek out with Tosh is just too good to pass up.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

That was great! I love that Dean called her the hot Asian chick. I love to see Ianto and Cas get into an argument over who knows more about the Hub.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Ianto and Cas get into an argument over who knows more about the Hub.

Haha! Oh, Ianto would get so upset if Cas knew more than he did. Ianto's supposed to know everything about the Hug. But then I'm sure he would find something that would make Cas do that double-take of, "Wait. No. That can't be how that works" and Ianto would be smug.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'But then I'm sure he would find something that would make Cas do that double-take of, "Wait. No. That can't be how that works" and Ianto would be smug.'
All Ianto would have to do is show Cas the Hub's coffee machine; if Cas can barely work a cell phone I'm pretty sure he's have no clue how to work a maybe maybe not alien coffee machine.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

I meant to reply to this before and then just completely forgot, but...

if Cas can barely work a cell phone I'm pretty sure he's have no clue how to work a maybe maybe not alien coffee machine.

omg, the look on Cas' face around the coffee machine. The visual that gives me is just...brilliant. There Cas is, mysteries of the universe at least partially knowable to him, and he's stumped by cell phones, coffee machines, and very probably the TV remote. I bet he can't program a VCR either.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

'omg, the look on Cas' face around the coffee machine. The visual that gives me is just...brilliant.'
It would be priceless!

'There Cas is, mysteries of the universe at least partially knowable to him, and he's stumped by cell phones, coffee machines, and very probably the TV remote. I bet he can't program a VCR either.'
That would make a fantastic crack fic!

[innovativecheat.livejournal.com]

Oh this is brilliant! I've just read through your comments and would love to see some of the characterisation you've described! *flutters eyelashes*

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I have a really hard time finding a cohesive plot for a larger fic, but I'm definitely considering just writing scenes of character interactions. There is too much possibility there to just leave it alone.

[the-mad-duchess.livejournal.com]

so i just came across your blog looking for some spn-ff and i hope you dont mind me reading and commenting them :)
well, i'd really love to read that story...and ive already got some weird ass ideas in my head going on cuz im crazy like that x) somehow i really really really want to see deans look when jack hits on him (and, lets face it, that will happen ^^)*muha*
so...please write that story :) *leaves a cookie*

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

I don't mind at all! :)

Oh, Jack would totally hit on all of them, I think. And Dean, already annoyed that Jack's getting some of Cas' very special attention, would be further annoyed by someone besides him looking beyond the trench coat and creepy staring.

Sadly, I have no real plot for this at the moment. Just bits and pieces of scenes. But those may get written anyway. They're just so much fun!

[the-mad-duchess.livejournal.com]

:)
NOW you've done it-i just cant stop thinking about spn/torchwood crossovers x) and the combination of jack and dean, hm...In my mind they're just too alike to get along good-either they hit it off the first time they meet or they hate each others guts <_< Dean: I cant stand this guy, he...he hits on everything that moves, Sam! Sam: Doesnt that sound familiar to you? Dean: Wha...NO, damnit, Sammy! Im not like him! Sam: Just sayin'... :3 oooh, i just got an idea... *mumble*iantojacksamdeanfoursome*mumbleend* Its all your fault! *glare*

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! What a great idea. Dean would be all jealous that Cas is staring at someone else besides him for a change which would both confuse him and piss him off. And Jack would probably notice and be smirking to himself.

And Sam would be in geek heaven.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

And Jack would probably notice and be smirking to himself.

Absolutely. Until Cas finally piped up with, "You're an abomination."

Jack would straighten, be all, "Hey!"

Sam would just shrug, look up from where he's bonding with Tosh, and say, "You get used to that after a while."

Yeah, I may have to revisit this.