So You Think You Can Sing?

[annundriel]

I'm not what you would call an American Idol fan, but I love watching the audition episodes before the season really gets going. I think they're hilarious and the people always amaze me, either with their talent or their complete and total delusion that they're talented.

One of my favorite things tonight was the guy who said, "Simon didn't come down on me too hard, really. And he goes down on everybody."

I laughed so hard. And then told Mom and she laughed and said, "Oh, Simon, you whore."