What?

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

"is stood" is not correct. Not even a little bit. Don't use it.

It doesn't even sound remotely correct.

I will generally give you the benefit of the doubt (typos happen), but not when the mistake in question happens more than once.

Sincerely,
Me

PS. I think I saw this issue on my flist a couple of days ago. People are noticing. Fix this trend of bad grammar!

Someone is Gonna Be Arrested for Public Indecency

I barely had this typed before I realized just how wrong it sounds:

Underwood said that the grade-schoolers would be invited over to watch the erection.

::facepalm::