So the F.C.C. song from Family Guy last night just *killed* me. It can be found here, along with a link to Eric Idle's F.C.C. song.
I can't stop laughing at "And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss." I can't decide if it's because of the "trouser-friendly" part or because Stewie's the one that sings it.
Haven't laughed that hard at something for awhile.
Also caught the end of Dirty Dancing last night. Which lead to Natasha sharing a SV fanfic that was like DD. Which lead to me bringing up a parody with Jack and Daniel. Which lead to sticking Rodney in the corner. "Nobody puts Rodney in a corner." I think you can stick John and Rodney in any movie situation and they just work. Rodney went with his family on vacation. He doesn't want to be there because his family just doesn't get him. There can be bonding between father/son later when Rodney realizes that, yes, his dad does in fact love him and think he's intelligent. (Aw. And we're keeping Jerry Orbach, because, really, who doesn't love him?) So Rodney's there with his family and one night there's the whole dance thing going on and he sees John and it's all "look at those hips" and then whoever Rodney was hanging out with (Zelenka?) takes him over to the other place where there's all the dirty dancing going on. And John notices Rodney staring at one point and is like "I'll freak him out by forgetting about personal space" because he doesn't like people staring or something. And so John is all over him and Rodney is all "um" and freezes and as an audience we're all embarrassed for him. And John has a moment of jackass-ery and is all "see? I knew you couldn't take it. Stop staring." Because in the beginning John has to be prickly because he's been hurt. Or something. And, anyway, stuff happens. Elizabeth or Teyla can be John's dance partner that gets pregnant and has the abortion. I want to make Elizabeth his partner because there's this whole almost canon Sheppard/Weir thing going on and that would be kind of ironic. That there John is dancing with Elizabeth and everyone *thinks* they're a couple and perfect, but John's *really* with Rodney. But Teyla would be an amazing dancer. Hmmm. As I said, stuff happens and John and Rodney end up working together for whatever reason. With dancing and closeness and holding and no personal space. And John stops being so closed off and one thing leads to another. And in the end you've got John who shows up at the end when maybe Rodney's parents have found out about the possibility of a more-than-friends relationship between John and Rodney (slimey Kavanaugh who has to be some bad guy here probably told them). At which point John is all black jeans and black leather and lean and hot and "Nobody puts Rodney in a corner." He grabs Rodney's hand and they shimmy off into the sunset.
They could even try that lift thing and end up falling over when it doesn't work. They can then dissolve into laughter and closeness in a tangle on the floor as the rest of the country club dances around them.
Um. Yeah. Did I mention I'm a little sleep deprived? I totally blame whacked out AU-crossover-things on that. Except, omg, I can see it! Why is it that Sheppard and McKay fit so well into romantic comedies and movies of the '80s?
Oh! Also got to see the beginning and parts of Boa vs. Python on Sci-fi yesterday. David Hewlett! Oh, the crap I will watch just to see you.
Meeting with my adviser in 15 minutes to discuss winter quarter. I'm thinking...Ethics, Mythology, and maybe Theology/Religion level 3. But we'll see what happens come registration.
I can't stop laughing at "And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss." I can't decide if it's because of the "trouser-friendly" part or because Stewie's the one that sings it.
Haven't laughed that hard at something for awhile.
Also caught the end of Dirty Dancing last night. Which lead to Natasha sharing a SV fanfic that was like DD. Which lead to me bringing up a parody with Jack and Daniel. Which lead to sticking Rodney in the corner. "Nobody puts Rodney in a corner." I think you can stick John and Rodney in any movie situation and they just work. Rodney went with his family on vacation. He doesn't want to be there because his family just doesn't get him. There can be bonding between father/son later when Rodney realizes that, yes, his dad does in fact love him and think he's intelligent. (Aw. And we're keeping Jerry Orbach, because, really, who doesn't love him?) So Rodney's there with his family and one night there's the whole dance thing going on and he sees John and it's all "look at those hips" and then whoever Rodney was hanging out with (Zelenka?) takes him over to the other place where there's all the dirty dancing going on. And John notices Rodney staring at one point and is like "I'll freak him out by forgetting about personal space" because he doesn't like people staring or something. And so John is all over him and Rodney is all "um" and freezes and as an audience we're all embarrassed for him. And John has a moment of jackass-ery and is all "see? I knew you couldn't take it. Stop staring." Because in the beginning John has to be prickly because he's been hurt. Or something. And, anyway, stuff happens. Elizabeth or Teyla can be John's dance partner that gets pregnant and has the abortion. I want to make Elizabeth his partner because there's this whole almost canon Sheppard/Weir thing going on and that would be kind of ironic. That there John is dancing with Elizabeth and everyone *thinks* they're a couple and perfect, but John's *really* with Rodney. But Teyla would be an amazing dancer. Hmmm. As I said, stuff happens and John and Rodney end up working together for whatever reason. With dancing and closeness and holding and no personal space. And John stops being so closed off and one thing leads to another. And in the end you've got John who shows up at the end when maybe Rodney's parents have found out about the possibility of a more-than-friends relationship between John and Rodney (slimey Kavanaugh who has to be some bad guy here probably told them). At which point John is all black jeans and black leather and lean and hot and "Nobody puts Rodney in a corner." He grabs Rodney's hand and they shimmy off into the sunset.
They could even try that lift thing and end up falling over when it doesn't work. They can then dissolve into laughter and closeness in a tangle on the floor as the rest of the country club dances around them.
Um. Yeah. Did I mention I'm a little sleep deprived? I totally blame whacked out AU-crossover-things on that. Except, omg, I can see it! Why is it that Sheppard and McKay fit so well into romantic comedies and movies of the '80s?
Oh! Also got to see the beginning and parts of Boa vs. Python on Sci-fi yesterday. David Hewlett! Oh, the crap I will watch just to see you.
Meeting with my adviser in 15 minutes to discuss winter quarter. I'm thinking...Ethics, Mythology, and maybe Theology/Religion level 3. But we'll see what happens come registration.