Holy bouncing ferrets, Batman!
Sep. 16th, 2002 03:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
annundrielExcuse my pointless post. Because \my HP obsession has been brought to the forefront of my thoughts due to the v. nice new trailer and I feel like doing this, I have compiled a list. So, in no particular order, I give you . . .
The Wit of Ron Weasley
Or
Ron is Brilliant
- "Harry, just go down to the lake tomorrow, right, stick your head in, yell at the merpeople to give back whatever they've nicked, and see if they chuck it out. Best you can do mate."
- "Animal magnitism."
- "According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...They'll be announcing their engagement anyday now."
- "What are we? The House Elf Liberation Front?"
- "HAVE YOU GONE MAD??? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" And, tied into that- "Yeah, and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis. There's no wood, honestly."
- "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
- "Percy would't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy."
- "If Dobby doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you."
- "Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret . . . "
And one of my all time favorite Ron lines (even though it's a bit puerile) is . . .
- "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavendar?"
Anywho, there's almost no doubt in my mind that Ron is my favorite HP canon character. Love ickle Ronniekins. Unless he's tarted up. Then I just worry about him.
Or
Ron is Brilliant
- "Harry, just go down to the lake tomorrow, right, stick your head in, yell at the merpeople to give back whatever they've nicked, and see if they chuck it out. Best you can do mate."
- "Animal magnitism."
- "According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...They'll be announcing their engagement anyday now."
- "What are we? The House Elf Liberation Front?"
- "HAVE YOU GONE MAD??? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" And, tied into that- "Yeah, and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis. There's no wood, honestly."
- "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
- "Percy would't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy."
- "If Dobby doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you."
- "Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret . . . "
And one of my all time favorite Ron lines (even though it's a bit puerile) is . . .
- "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavendar?"
Anywho, there's almost no doubt in my mind that Ron is my favorite HP canon character. Love ickle Ronniekins. Unless he's tarted up. Then I just worry about him.
