Dirty Dell Commercial Is Dirty

[annundriel]

So this commercial had been around for a while before I noticed how suggestive it was. Now it comes on and my mom and I both go, "OH REALLY?"

Observations:

- two guys in the dark
- one on his knees out of frame
- straightening of uniforms
- just how phallic is a lollipop anyway?
- they are both pretty chipper, if you catch my meaning ::nudge nudge, wink wink::

Comments

[jack-infinitude.livejournal.com]

...I will never be able to watch that commercial in the same way again. *emails sister this discovery*

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

Hehe, my work here is done. ;)

[rivier.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.... their version of the Intel jingle at the end there does sound awfully like "BUM! bum-bum-bum-BUMMM!"

[rivier.livejournal.com]

also: squirty nozzles are, you know, squirty

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

Hee, it is remarkably full of bums now that I listen to it.

I'll never think of Intel the same way again.

[ninetwentyfive.livejournal.com]

i am so glad that i'm not the only person who thought this!

i feel a lot less crazy now, thank you ;)

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

You are not alone!

And, hey, now I'm not alone either!

[ember-firedrake.livejournal.com]

XD It cannot be unseen!

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

You just know it's a lover's tryst before work. They thought they could handle the tension between them, but when they arrived before everyone else, well, they had to give in. ;D

[tulaah.livejournal.com]

Lmao I never really wondered why that guy was adjusting his uniform or why they were down there in the first play.
I guess I'll like it for more that just the singing now.
*wolfish smile* #onward slashy soldiers#

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

I saw the commercial on TV for months before I went, "Wait a minute, why is...?" And now, well. It's that much more entertaining when it comes on. ;)