Wedding Erections
Nov. 8th, 2009 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
annundrielYou know you're writing too much porn when you giggle at "erected" while watching My Fair Wedding with David Tutera.
Or possibly you just know that internally you are a twelve year old boy.
Except not, because that would be weird. Especially with the writing porn part. Anyway.
Has anyone else seen My Fair Wedding? I enjoy it a lot. And I really like David Tutera. He's very blunt and honest with the brides, but not in a way that is cruel or off-putting. I like that even though he'll be like "OMGWTF??" during the original meeting with the brides, he just gently moves their weddings toward something better. And he doesn't come off as condescending. Sometimes improvement people come off as..."My taste level is HERE and your's is all the way down there. Don't argue with me."
And I LOVE IT when he makes them cry because they were previously making their own centerpieces out of things they bought at the 99 Cent Store and now it's Swarovski Crystals and Tiffany. It's a beautiful thing.
Or possibly you just know that internally you are a twelve year old boy.
Except not, because that would be weird. Especially with the writing porn part. Anyway.
Has anyone else seen My Fair Wedding? I enjoy it a lot. And I really like David Tutera. He's very blunt and honest with the brides, but not in a way that is cruel or off-putting. I like that even though he'll be like "OMGWTF??" during the original meeting with the brides, he just gently moves their weddings toward something better. And he doesn't come off as condescending. Sometimes improvement people come off as..."My taste level is HERE and your's is all the way down there. Don't argue with me."
And I LOVE IT when he makes them cry because they were previously making their own centerpieces out of things they bought at the 99 Cent Store and now it's Swarovski Crystals and Tiffany. It's a beautiful thing.
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Date: 2009-11-09 06:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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