If You Can Dodge a Wrench...

[annundriel]

I had a dream where I was playing dodgeball with people I graduated high school with except Anderson Cooper was on the other team and he was cheating. At one point dodgeball was combined with that game where you pretend you're throwing something and describe what you're throwing as you do it. I went first and he was like, "I pretend that I catch the ball." The team was all, "Oh! Good idea!" So I was out and a little angry and shouted, "Yeah, well, if we're going to pretend, I'm going to pretend it hit you in the head!"

And then I woke up.