SGA Fic - Discovery Channel
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annundrielWritten a couple of months ago. This is one of those fics that makes me giggle a lot and then I feel lame because that's kind of like laughing at your own jokes. I'm going to blame ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
trademybike for this one. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have the pick up line.
John/Rodney. Pick up lines.
Discovery Channel
John places his hand on Rodney’s shoulder, squeezing lightly. “You know, Rodney,” he says, voice low and seductive, eyes intense. “Discovery’s not just a channel on TV.”
Rodney’s eyes go wide and he stares at John before he bursts out laughing. “Does that line really work for you?”
The smile on John’s face stiffens before he removes his hand from Rodney’s shoulder, shoves them both into his pockets. He shrugs and takes a step back.
“Because wow,” Rodney continues. “That was bad. That was really bad.”
John’s actually more angry than embarrassed now. “A simple ‘I’m not interested’ would have worked, McKay,” he snaps.
Wiping at his eyes, Rodney glances over at him. “What?” he asks. “That wasn’t a rejection, Colonel.”
“But...” John begins, eyebrows drawn together in confusion.
“Believe me, you’ll know when I’m saying no.” He takes a moment to look John up and down while John does his best not to fidget under Rodney’s scrutiny. “And I am definitely not saying no,” he says, his grin lascivious.
“Well maybe I’m not interested anymore,” John says, angry at Rodney for making him feel vulnerable.
Rodney’s eyes go wide again, with a different kind of shock this time. “Oh no. No no no. You don’t get to say something like that and then back out of it!”
Turning away, John says, “I don’t know, Rodney. I didn’t really say anything, did I?”
Rodney follows him. “Well, okay, so implied. There was definitely implication of…of things! You can’t just imply like that and then take it back!”
“But you’re the one that laughed at it.”
“Only because it was ridiculous!” Rodney shouts before realizing that they’ve moved into a more populated hallway. The appearance of another shouting match would only fuel the rumor mill.
John pauses, facing him. “Well then I guess you won’t be missing much,” he says and smirks before heading toward his quarters.
Rodney frowns at his retreating figure for a second. “This is so not fair,” he mutters before taking off after him.
trademybike for this one. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have the pick up line.John/Rodney. Pick up lines.
Discovery Channel
John places his hand on Rodney’s shoulder, squeezing lightly. “You know, Rodney,” he says, voice low and seductive, eyes intense. “Discovery’s not just a channel on TV.”
Rodney’s eyes go wide and he stares at John before he bursts out laughing. “Does that line really work for you?”
The smile on John’s face stiffens before he removes his hand from Rodney’s shoulder, shoves them both into his pockets. He shrugs and takes a step back.
“Because wow,” Rodney continues. “That was bad. That was really bad.”
John’s actually more angry than embarrassed now. “A simple ‘I’m not interested’ would have worked, McKay,” he snaps.
Wiping at his eyes, Rodney glances over at him. “What?” he asks. “That wasn’t a rejection, Colonel.”
“But...” John begins, eyebrows drawn together in confusion.
“Believe me, you’ll know when I’m saying no.” He takes a moment to look John up and down while John does his best not to fidget under Rodney’s scrutiny. “And I am definitely not saying no,” he says, his grin lascivious.
“Well maybe I’m not interested anymore,” John says, angry at Rodney for making him feel vulnerable.
Rodney’s eyes go wide again, with a different kind of shock this time. “Oh no. No no no. You don’t get to say something like that and then back out of it!”
Turning away, John says, “I don’t know, Rodney. I didn’t really say anything, did I?”
Rodney follows him. “Well, okay, so implied. There was definitely implication of…of things! You can’t just imply like that and then take it back!”
“But you’re the one that laughed at it.”
“Only because it was ridiculous!” Rodney shouts before realizing that they’ve moved into a more populated hallway. The appearance of another shouting match would only fuel the rumor mill.
John pauses, facing him. “Well then I guess you won’t be missing much,” he says and smirks before heading toward his quarters.
Rodney frowns at his retreating figure for a second. “This is so not fair,” he mutters before taking off after him.
