Like a Zoo But With Less Exhibits and Sticky Toddlers

[annundriel]

Apparently this morning Mom found a snake in the hallway outside my room. Nice thing to wake up to, huh?

Before she left she came in and started going through things on my dresser.

ME: Don't take my stuff.
MOM: I'm taking your stuff. I just saved your life.

So every time I go into the bathroom and see the pile of laundry I think, "Is there a snake under that?" Because there could be. You never know.