I am officially all hammed out. Ham at both traditional Christmas stops.
EB and I dissected what was left while we sat with Tom and waited for something non-boring to happen. There were gross bits. The quote of the evening? Poking at the ham with a large craving knife-thing, EB says, "I can cut ham." And Mar (being moi) just continues to poke at it with a large fork.
That's it, folks. Therein lies the brilliance that is Mar & EB. Although I was then invited to be the writer/philosopher in the island commune EB and her friends are setting up. They don't have a writer/philosopher yet and could really use one. EB is the cook, apparently. I would record our activities for posterity. It would be fun. And possibly enlightening.
We did finally go downstairs and play Clue after the boredom became too much (it wasn't *that* bad). I played as Col. Mustard and then Miss Scarlet and was the murderer *both* times. Apparently I have homicidal tendencies. Jolly good fun, though.
Anyway. I was really just posting about the ham. Because I told EB I'd give her best quote props. And now I have.
EB and I dissected what was left while we sat with Tom and waited for something non-boring to happen. There were gross bits. The quote of the evening? Poking at the ham with a large craving knife-thing, EB says, "I can cut ham." And Mar (being moi) just continues to poke at it with a large fork.
That's it, folks. Therein lies the brilliance that is Mar & EB. Although I was then invited to be the writer/philosopher in the island commune EB and her friends are setting up. They don't have a writer/philosopher yet and could really use one. EB is the cook, apparently. I would record our activities for posterity. It would be fun. And possibly enlightening.
We did finally go downstairs and play Clue after the boredom became too much (it wasn't *that* bad). I played as Col. Mustard and then Miss Scarlet and was the murderer *both* times. Apparently I have homicidal tendencies. Jolly good fun, though.
Anyway. I was really just posting about the ham. Because I told EB I'd give her best quote props. And now I have.