SPN Ficlet: Obviously Evil
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ginnith the first draft of the bubble bath fic and I have a Tony/Tim document open. In the meantime, here's another response to those "Castiel's first time" prompts I asked for. This one is for olivelavonne who gave me: Castiel's first soda.
Castiel, Dean, Sam. G. 253 words. No spoilers.
Obviously Evil
Castiel does not like soda; it’s sticky and overly sweet, foreign in a way he cannot find enjoyable.
“Oh, come on, Cas. You just don’t like it ‘cause you go it up your nose,” Dean says, pushing the can toward him again. He’s not hiding his amusement particularly well. “Give it another shot.”
Castiel looks from Dean to the deceptively innocent can, but doesn’t move. He was not born yesterday.
Dean sighs. “Sam! Tell Cas soda isn’t the work of the devil.”
“What kind is it?” Sam asks, not looking up from his book.
“Mountain Dew.”
That gets his attention. He frowns at the can from across the room. “I don’t know, Dean. That one might be.”
“Sam agrees, Dean. That color cannot be the work of God.”
Rolling his eyes, Dean pulls the can back toward himself. “Fine,” he says, standing. “You try to share a little bit of the human experience with an angel and look what you get; nothing but grief.”
“Dean,” Castiel says, hardly thinking that’s fair. “I—”
“Ease him into it, Dean,” Sam says. “Root beer?”
Dean grins at Sam before slamming the can on the table. “Genius, Sam. You,” he says, pointing at Castiel, “don’t move.” And then he’s out the door.
Castiel looks at Sam, who shrugs. “Be prepared for your first root beer float when he gets back.” He stares at Castiel for a moment, studying him, before coming to some sort of a decision. “You’ll probably like it.”
Castiel tries to feel optimistic.
ginnith the first draft of the bubble bath fic and I have a Tony/Tim document open. In the meantime, here's another response to those "Castiel's first time" prompts I asked for. This one is for olivelavonne who gave me: Castiel's first soda.Castiel, Dean, Sam. G. 253 words. No spoilers.
Obviously Evil
Castiel does not like soda; it’s sticky and overly sweet, foreign in a way he cannot find enjoyable.
“Oh, come on, Cas. You just don’t like it ‘cause you go it up your nose,” Dean says, pushing the can toward him again. He’s not hiding his amusement particularly well. “Give it another shot.”
Castiel looks from Dean to the deceptively innocent can, but doesn’t move. He was not born yesterday.
Dean sighs. “Sam! Tell Cas soda isn’t the work of the devil.”
“What kind is it?” Sam asks, not looking up from his book.
“Mountain Dew.”
That gets his attention. He frowns at the can from across the room. “I don’t know, Dean. That one might be.”
“Sam agrees, Dean. That color cannot be the work of God.”
Rolling his eyes, Dean pulls the can back toward himself. “Fine,” he says, standing. “You try to share a little bit of the human experience with an angel and look what you get; nothing but grief.”
“Dean,” Castiel says, hardly thinking that’s fair. “I—”
“Ease him into it, Dean,” Sam says. “Root beer?”
Dean grins at Sam before slamming the can on the table. “Genius, Sam. You,” he says, pointing at Castiel, “don’t move.” And then he’s out the door.
Castiel looks at Sam, who shrugs. “Be prepared for your first root beer float when he gets back.” He stares at Castiel for a moment, studying him, before coming to some sort of a decision. “You’ll probably like it.”
Castiel tries to feel optimistic.
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Date: 2010-03-23 11:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-24 12:10 am (UTC)Oh, I laughed.
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Date: 2010-03-24 12:12 am (UTC)I'm glad you like the first time fics. I kind of love doing them!
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Date: 2010-03-24 12:14 am (UTC)And possibly radioactive.
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Date: 2010-03-24 01:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-24 01:15 am (UTC)(Cas can deliver it.)
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Date: 2010-03-24 04:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-24 04:27 am (UTC)(No Cas, though.)
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Date: 2010-03-24 05:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-03-24 05:16 am (UTC)Adorable, really!
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Date: 2010-03-24 07:35 am (UTC)Maybe I keep going back to root beer because it's one of those sodas we'd have at parties when we were kids. I think it would lend itself to Dean discovering Castiel has a sweet tooth or something.
Now I want a root beer float...
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Date: 2010-03-24 07:39 am (UTC)omg, yeeees, that is perfect and hilarious and exactly what is going on. "Seriously, Cas, I swear this one won't sting you. I swear."
This has given me an amazing mental image of them on the playground behind the elementary school. You know, out on the grass between the cafeteria and the baseball diamonds.
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Date: 2010-03-24 12:47 pm (UTC)And the drabble is adorable. Poor Cas. Hee! :D
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Date: 2010-03-24 03:26 pm (UTC)Uh, yeah. I see it.
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Date: 2010-03-24 07:22 pm (UTC)As for Root Beer floats, everyone loves them...at least I don't know anyone who doesn't...
Now I want to see him have a root beer float. :D
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Date: 2010-03-24 07:47 pm (UTC)Cas being completely freaked out by marshmallows.
HA. I might have to write that.
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Date: 2010-03-24 08:17 pm (UTC)♥ you!
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Date: 2010-03-24 11:12 pm (UTC)“Sam! Tell Cas soda isn’t the work of the devil.”
ROFLMAO!!! XDD Oh this was awesome.
Gettint soda out of one's nose kinda suck so, poor Cas. Poor adorable Cas. X3
We don't have Mountain Dew where I live, is it green or blue??.... must google.
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Date: 2010-03-25 12:16 am (UTC)Oh, the things Cas puts up with to make Dean happy. That's gotta be love, right? :D
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Date: 2010-03-25 12:18 am (UTC)Now I want to see him have a root beer float.
Hee. He'd get foam on his upper lip. Dean would have to lick it off. ;)
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Date: 2010-03-25 12:24 am (UTC)I kinda feel bad for doing it to him, but he's an angel. He can handle it. (Why is the image of Cas sneezing because his nose tickles from the soda kind of adorable?)
The original Mountain Dew is green, kind of...bright yellow-green. And is really sweet and caffeinated and citrus-y flavored. At least I think it's citrus-y. It's been a really long time since I've had any. My brother used to drink it a lot, though. It's kind of the...college-kid soda.
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Date: 2010-03-25 05:45 pm (UTC)::plugs ears:: la la La La LA. :P
♥
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Date: 2010-03-26 12:22 pm (UTC)Hey, wanted to let you know... you may want to remove a couple word repeats here - "He’s not hiding his amusement his amusement particularly well." NOT trying to pick on you, honest! Just trying to be helpful. 0:-)
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Date: 2010-03-26 05:57 pm (UTC)Also, whoops! Thanks for pointing that out! :D
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Date: 2010-03-30 02:00 pm (UTC)LOL! The things he does for Dean.
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