annundriel | Mind the Baby, or the Difficulty of Teaching Your Alien Friends "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (Reply)

[Crichton and D'Argo are playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors']
CRICHTON: Again?
D'ARGO: Yeah.
CRICHTON: One, two, three.
[Crichton throws paper. D'Argo throws rock]
D'ARGO: Again, I win.
CRICHTON: No, I win. Paper wraps rocks.
D'ARGO: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
CRICHTON: It does. Paper beats rock.
D'ARGO: Rock rips through paper.
CRICHTON: D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks.
D'ARGO: That's unrealistic.
CRICHTON: Well, it's the rules. And it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.
D'ARGO: My coma was more entertaining.

And then D'argo trys to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with himself.

Yes, it is after one am and I am avoiding my paper. But I am learning about the secret life of chocolate on Food Network.