This is not a beauty pageant

[annundriel]

Today I received an application for National American Miss in the mail. HaHA! This is actually the second time I've gotten one of these. Last year I think I got the National American Jr. Miss. Won't they ever understand that my blatant ignoring means I'm not interested? Ask someone else. It's just not my cup of tea.

Am forcing Neesha to read Stardust and Coraline over spring break. Mwuahahaha.

Tomorrow I'm going to Seattle for Tristan and Callahan's 7th birthday. Yea. Can't wait to see them.

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid elsewhere?
Patrick: Not until four.

I love Spongebob Squarepants.