Researchin'

Sam and Dean would be so screwed if they tried to do research at our local library. omg. Whatever bad thing was happening would just have to happen because we've got nada.

Unless you count librarian local knowledge.

Royal would defeat Sam's google-fu skills.

Twizzlered

ME: ::opens Red Vines:: These remind me of Jared being Twizzlered by Jensen. ::nom nom nom::
MOM: ::snags vine:: How old are these guys?
ME: I don't know, but they're pretty soft.

It wasn't even completely out of my mouth before I realized she meant Jared and Jensen and not the Red Vines' shelf-life.

MOM: What's the alternative, "I don't know, but they're pretty hard"?

We amuse me.