Shortest Merlin Fic Ever?

I should be working on either the council or port meeting. But I'm multitasking and poking at Merlin fic. Which is getting bogged down in...stuff. sdrohc_ratiug's suggestion? "you could always have a character break into 'a little less talk, a little more action, baby'"

Thanks, Dahlia!

Suddenly, Arthur set down his goblet. "This is ridiculous," he said.

Merlin looked up from where he was polishing Arthur's armor. "What's ridiculous?" he asked.

"We should be having sex."

And then they had sex.

The End.

It reminds me of Owen's "Let's all have sex" reaction to the end of the world.