The Good Book

Was talking to Mom about the fanfiction I've been reading lately.

ME: It's like reading those teen romance novels.
MOM: Christian teen romance novels.
ME: Chances are the ones Heather reads do not have...
MOM: Boy-on-boy action?
ME: Yeah.
MOM: But what about Jesus?

[...]

ME: I don't feel well all of the sudden.
MOM: Because God can see what you're writing.
ME: I was just thinking that.

At which point Mom figured we had to stop because we were scaring her.