You Ignorant Slut!

This morning I had a dream in which I was buying a flower pot and the cashier was Dwight from The Office. The pot I was buying was apparently $100, so I asked him, "Can I pay that in pennies?" Dwight was a little emotional and distracted behind the counter and wouldn't answer me. I then slammed my hand on the counter and said, "Dwight! I need to know if I can pay in pennies because I need to start counting!"

And, y'know, I think I only wanted to pay in pennies to torture him. Poor Dwight.

The actual seller of flower pots turned out to be Dr. Tung. When I went back to buy another one, he's the one that helped me.