Gondor Needs No Pants

[annundriel]

Dear Guy Infront of Me At Dinner -

If you're not going to wear your pants on your ass, why are you wearing pants at all? This is not to say that I want to see anything, but really, what do you think the point of pants is?

Seriously.

Thanks.

- Me

Comments

[juliarchy.livejournal.com]

Pants are overrated. But so is asscrack.

[annundriel.livejournal.com]

In personal dress, there is almost nothing I hate more than someone's asscrack hanging out of their pants.