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No one will really care about this, no one will really understand this, but I've been having the most interesting conversation with

trademybike this evening.

1001 Ways to Cook Orlando or What We Did To Orlando On Our Summer Vacation. (Click it and be amazed by our brilliance.)

We crack me up sometimes. Majorly.

ETA: Orlando and the Land Orca. (Click here and be even more amazed. Or possibly just frightened.)

Kasey, I'm totally dying over here.

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Too early to laugh?? No, surely not! :D You're welcome.

"I claim India for Britain!"

They go, "You can't claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!"

"Do you have a flag?"

"We don't need a bloody flag! It's our country, you bastards!"

"No flag, no country, you can't have one! That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association."

(I had to find a transcript for that. :( My quoting ability is not what it once was...)

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Come to Seattle and visit us, Eddie. Pleeease.

Also, where's the new icon from?

We play bad guys in movies, because of the revolutionary war. And the French, who were on your side, always play more esoteric characters, characters who show up and go, Hello my name is Pierre, I have come from France, I have come to have sex with your family. "Oh, go right ahead, because of our debt of honor to General Lafayette." You know your own history yeah? You have no idea! Lafayette... hung out with Washington. Street named after him in New York...

hehe I watch WAY too much Eddie.

The new icon is actually an excerpt from one of the last parts of my finished script.. Which by the way... how's it coming along Dr. Heimlich? [not very well at the moment. it's not really a maneuver, it's more a gesture]

So I had to go see a chiropractor in New York, and they're different to osteopahts, chiropractors, because of the spellnig. Of course, they're both very powerful figures on the Scrabble board..."Chiropractor. Chiropractor...Chiropractor. Ninety-three letters. Chiropractor."

Heh. I don't watch ENOUGH Eddie.

Erm. The script is patiently waiting to be read. I've been a bit distracted lately.

*pretend trumpet* Wherever he falls, there shall he be buried.

They could have their thumbs in your underpants and they're pushing your spine away with a broom...

You got a bad back, I'm gonna crack your bones. You've got diptheria, I'm gonna crack your bones... Looks like your mother, I'm gonna crack your bones!

Hoocha hoocha hoocha, lobster

everything's people opening doors.

"Oh, I'm - oh, what? Well, I’ve - oh."

"What is it, Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."

"Well, I - I thought you - ... I'd better go."

"Yes, I think you'd better had." ( sings morose melody )

....Whereas if the film did any little bit of business in America, if the film did some decent bit of business, then Hollywood would take it, and they'd remake it, and they'd up the budget by 50 million and it'd be called, "The Room With A View of Hell! Staircase of Satan! Pond of Death!"

Possibly my favorite part in the whole thing. Or at least one of them. It's funny 'cause it's true!

Definitely a great great part, though I am quite partial to the part of...

"And I used to creep, creeping creeping, in hopes that a guy with a cigar would say, 'Look, a creeping kid! For my film, The Creeping Kid! You you're in' Oh me? But no! They were filming a tall angular veterinarian film. And I didn't have my bag... or a hand, up a horses..."

And then the wonderful... "You fuck my wife you fuck my wife you fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?" "I AM your wife!" "That doesn't matter, that doesn't matter, I say again, You fuck my wife?" "Alright, yes, I fucked your wife! I AM your wife, and I fucked her." "::mumbles:: I'm gonna go around town and put babies on spikes!"

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