And have people open the door, going, "You're fucking in here all the time! All the time you're in here with the fucking matches!...."

"You don't talk to me that way! You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"

"I am your wife!"

"That doesn't matter! That doesn't matter! I say again, you fuck my wife?"

"All right, yes, I fucked your wife. I am your wife, and I fucked her."

"....fucking matches...I can't get 'em...I'm going to drive around town and put babies on spikes."

Oh no! Space monkeys are attacking!

*eats popcorn* (I may have gotten carried away. It's too much fun. *uses spider-man icon*)