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annundriel) wrote2009-06-26 07:20 pm
annundriel) wrote2009-06-26 07:20 pm
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How to Take Care of Unwanted Surveys
EB: ::answers the phone:: Joel, it's for you.
MOM: Did you ask who it was?
EB: ::into phone:: May I ask who's calling, please? ::pause; to Dad:: It's a public opinion survey.
DAD: Tell them I don't have an opinion.
EB: ::into phone:: I'm sorry, Mr. W says he has no opinion.
It successfully derailed the woman on the other end. And amused the rest of us.
MOM: Did you ask who it was?
EB: ::into phone:: May I ask who's calling, please? ::pause; to Dad:: It's a public opinion survey.
DAD: Tell them I don't have an opinion.
EB: ::into phone:: I'm sorry, Mr. W says he has no opinion.
It successfully derailed the woman on the other end. And amused the rest of us.