If I don't say nice things when I'm being nitpicky, it's your job to call me out and verbally bitchslap me. I'll even let you visualize it in your head.

I didn't mean to kill your schmoop buzz the other night.

I'm sorry, I was going to write something about how I don't mind schmoopy and it came out as Snoopy. The theme to Charlie Brown and Snoopy refuses to leave now and thus:

Feel free to let John and Rodney get all schmoopy.
They'll save the planet then cuddle at the movies.
Rodney will smile, clothes will melt in a pile
And back at home John might make them breakfast once they spoon for a while.
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I luff you.